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burgrs:

I failed my final because a GIRL sitting next to me was wearing a TANK TOP ad i saw her sholders and got distracted all the blood in my brain went to my huge Dong

dont-harshmyvibe:

if you tickle me it’s either going to lead to kissing or an extreme act of violence

yanapieceofme:

Me when I’m forced to go anywhere.

ajantas:

don’t buy your girl flowers. flowers die. buy her a potted cactus

evilscientist:

teacher: your homework will only have 4 problems!

homework: 1a 1b 1c 1d 1e 2a 2b 2c 2d 2e 3a 3b 3c 3d 3e 4a 4b 4c 4d 4e

petethetreat:

Imagine 20 or 30 years from now and all of your favorite bands have since broken up or decided to call it quits. You’ve just dropped your kids off at school. You then turn on the radio to some classic rock station. A song begins to play, you know this opening from somewhere, and then 

Am I more than you bargained for yet

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sharhk:

did you fall from heaven bc so did satan

SCREAMS BECAUSE MY MOMS TAKING ME TO NEW YORK THIS MONTH AND I MIGHT BE SEEING KENYA AND DANNY!!!

lanadelraichu:

SHOTS HAVE BEEN FIRED

lanadelraichu:

SHOTS HAVE BEEN FIRED

eremikadefensesquad:

Animal Crossing: Where you can carry 16 Whale Sharks in your pocket, but not 17 Ants.

crossingg:

still fucking laughing at this oh my god

tulilipscrossing:

i promised we’d be friends forever right? i don’t go breaking promises.

pancakemilkshake:

Just robbed a fuckin bank.

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